So, instead, I made a... pouch. In my studies I found a reference to three extant "lute shaped" purses.
Apparently some Italian decided that they wanted to hang a dick off their belt. Who wouldn't?
I loosely followed the wonderful Morgan Donner's plans and made my own in about four hours. I started with the cardboard from a 24 pack of Monsters and cut it into four full shapes (a six pack each) and three... girth expanders.
I glued all the layers together and covered them with a fake suede scrap I had in the bin.
As for the pouch, I measured the circumference of the... sac... and used it as the diameter of the semi-circle. Finished it with a simple rolled hem.
I used a lot of glue and a lot of pins to stick a bias strip of fabric all around the edge. The double thickness helped cover some of the glue stains.
I finished it off with golden beads along the edge and a finger braided cord.
It went through the pleated sack and then pierced through the cardboard to tie in front.
Shit wasn't going all too awesome and I ran out of time to attach an appropriate pearl strap.
I learned a lot from this prototype. First of all, it is necessary to embroider and bead the fabric before attaching it to the body. Second, it is a bitch to sew through dried glue. Lots of dried glue. Penis Purse v. 2.0 will be made of black velvet (to match the gorgeous dress I am planning!), heavily decorated, and with some batting or padding. The hard cardboard looks too uninviting. Oh, and definitely needs the acorn tip.