No, like seriously. Don't leave me unattended or I pop the bubble in the old paint and try to remove all the flaking wallpaper.
And then the old and ruined plaster crumbles off and I have a 12x8" hole.
And then I end up at Home Depot ten minutes before they close with a five gallon bucket of plaster.
A few layers and a week later, it fills in nice. Meanwhile, I find another mass of loose wallpaper near the door and obviously pick at it.
The archaeological dig is fascinating!
Eventually I manage to get paint on the actual walls.
And stain the wood for the trim. I am beyond happy with how this looks.
Three layers of paint later, I try to hand the wainscotting. Welp, metal nails don't want to go in through the plaster, and the walls aren't flat enough for Liquid Nails to make enough contact.
That is a full tube of glue. I ended up taping it to the wall and maybe the top left third ended attaching. Will the next pieces manage to stick up? Who knows! But I haven't burned the house down yet. I just want something that will survive 3-5 years while I restore some of my savings and redo the kitchen (which takes much higher priority).
Oh, the flooring has finally started!